After 60 proper legends of pop (OK, you may have thought that some were a bit iffy), it is now time for my Top 20 Leg Ends of pop. These are those groups or artists that have had hits and sold well, but by no means a favourite of mine.
I do know that some of you will really like these, as there is no accounting for taste.
Now, SB does not like the use of profanity in the articles (comments fine, not articles), therefore if I say, for example, “Clut” I mean that well known GP word which is a sign of endearment, and if I say the word “Fluff” it is a well know word beginning with F, four letters, last letter a K, 2nd letter a U and just in case there is doubt, the 3rd letter is a C. The use of the word “Sausage” means that four letter word for when evacuating the bowels.
H/T to Brett of this parish, who very kindly sent me his play list of dire, dreadful, suicidal and basically fluffing songs generally done by right Cluts which are all pretty Sausage.
So, on we go with No 19 on my list: The Darkness:
Their first “hit” was this awful dirge with the weird sounding man/woman:
The Darkness – I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I first heard this and thought what a load of old sausage. I still think so. Never could fathom out why they had their 15 minutes of fame. Good guitars though.
The Darkness are a British rock band formed I Lowestoft. The band consists of Justin Hawkins (lead vocals, lead guitar), his brother Dan Hawkins (rhythm guitar, backing vocals), Frankie Poullain (bass guitar, backing vocals) and Rufus Tiger Taylor (drums, backing vocals).
The Darkness came to prominence with the release of their debut album, Permission to Land, in 2003. Backed by the singles “I Believe in a Thing Called Love“, “Growing on Me“, “Get Your Hands off My Woman“, and “Love Is Only a Feeling“, the album was certified quadruple platinum in the United Kingdom, with sales of over 1.3 million.[1] In 2004 the band won three Brit Awards: Best British Group, Best British Rock Act, and Best British Album.[2]
After extensive touring in support of their debut album, Poullain left the band in 2005, and was replaced by former guitar technician Richie Edwards. The band’s second studio album, One Way Ticket to Hell… and Back, was released in November 2005. The following year, Justin Hawkins departed from the band after successfully completing a course of rehabilitation from alcohol and cocaine abuse. This, combined with the poor sales of the album, resulted in Atlantic dropping the band in October 2006. After the split, the remaining members formed Stone Gods, and continued to perform and record without Hawkins, who subsequently fronted his own project, Hot Leg.
On 15 March 2011, the Darkness announced reunion shows, with original bassist Frankie Poullain, including Download Festival 2011, and the Isle of Wight Festival 2012. Their third album, Hot Cakes, was released on 20 August 2012. Original drummer Ed Graham then left the band, feeling the strain of touring was affecting his personal life, in which he had pressing issues. In 2015 a fourth studio album was announced, entitled Last of Our Kind, which was released on 2 June 2015. A fifth album, Pinewood Smile, was released on 6 October 2017 and one year later on 15 June 2018 a live album, Live at Hammersmith, was also released. Their sixth studio album, Easter Is Cancelled was released on 4 October 2019.
After the COVID-19 pandemic put a stop to their world tour in 2020, the band wound up the year with a one-off streamed live show titled “Streaming of a White Christmas”, which was also recorded as a new live album and slated to be released on CD and vinyl in June 2021.
On 4 June 2021, the band announced their seventh studio album Motorheart would be released on 15 October 2021 with an extensive UK tour through November and December 2021
The Darkness- Get Your Hands off My Woman [Live at Download 2011] – Angry shouty man stuff. Sounds like he has a good old kicking in the groin area.
The Darkness – Growing on Me – Live at Jools Holland – Cannot believe Jules let them on his show, he is a music lover after all.
The Darkness – Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End) (Official Live Video) – Trying to cash in on their brief era of fame with a Christmas song to bring revenue in each year.
The Darkness – Love Is Only A Feeling Live Highfield 2004 – In fairness, good guitars on this.
The Darkness – Girlfriend Live At Rock In Rio
The least bad piece of sausage by them though is this one:
The Darkness – Is It Just Me The Darkness Live on David Letterman – not too bad this one, Justin not trying to sound like a 13 year old girl.
It is only right to try and include songs and artists of all flavours, including fluffing sausage songs done by Cluts.
Singalong, enjoy and be happy!
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Featured image: “Justin Hawkins – The Darkness” by SuperEddzz is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
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