Communism

I Was Jezza’s Double

“Now, let’s go through this one more time,” sighed Seumas Milne, holding up two glossy photographs. “This one is Ant, Jeremy. And this one is Dec.” “Ant,” he repeated, slowly and deliberately, “and Dec.” The [more…]

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Operation Starvation

“Honestly George, I had really never seen anything like it before,” gushed David Cameron,  excitedly. “It was like a sort of ghastly foodbank the size of an aircraft hangar.” George Osborne furrowed his brow and [more…]

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Jezza meets Khan

Gazing smugly out over the River Thames through the wall-to-ceiling window of his spacious new office, Sadiq Khan threw his shiny Grenson brogues up on to the empty desk in front of him and cradled [more…]