Fiction
Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Five
Joe Malone has been using his smart watch with a recent patch update to indicate top contacts in vicinity. I made an attempt at a five pointed star on the watch face, and immediately a [more…]
Satire
Literature
A Rum Do and a Picture of Food
When we last chatted, the less feeble minded amongst you will recall that I was tracked down by our illustrious editor, and that under considerable duress, I was coerced to pen a substantial amount of [more…]
Fiction
Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Four
Private Investigator Joe Malone has a document that could shed some light onto the mysterious disappearance of Arch-remainer, Lord Marmon-Herrington Bixby. He is using a device to try and discern any clues to the letter’s [more…]
Fiction
Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Three
My office building was just up ahead. No lights were on. The other tenants having concluded their shady business for the day. And moved onto their shady night businesses for the night. I used my [more…]
Arts
Literature
A Modest Hope
The end of May, O happy day, she’s gone at last! Can Boris take the leap, and break free of the past? The way is steep, and he must keep a steady course; Traitors abound, [more…]
Conservatives
Goodbye and Good Riddance
Haikus from the Gate Hangs High : Theresa’s treason: Treachery on Albion. Eat hungry gallows! Ang Ryman Vapid and inept Soulless and empty speeches Time to dance away Northern Man Abysmal failure [more…]
Fiction
Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Two
“Take your designer bag and your phone and your card reader and your skinny arse, and piss off. And don’t let me see you here again, you understand?” The street beggar hurriedly gathered his stuff [more…]
Literature
Winnie The Pooh and Greta the Climate Change Guru-ette
Piglet decided that he was going to visit his friend Pooh, as it was a bright and sunny morning in Hundred Acre Wood. He was somewhat discomfited to find the little clearing outside Pooh’s abode filled [more…]