Fiction
Joe Malone, Part Forty-Five
It was then that I realised that this wasn’t old medical data at all. It was current data. It was now. Real-time live. And Lord Bixby had just moved from a steady fifteen, to a [more…]
Satire
Fiction
Royal Protection
Ah mind aboot a yeer ago gettin’ sackondet tae Balmoaral coaz hoff tha royal prateckshun c**ts were aff fer a hale week wi’ tha wild s**tes they goat fae a roatten chinky they ordahed in [more…]
Animals
Larry’s Diary Week Twenty
Monday Good morning everyone, it’s already Week 20 of my diary and what a big election week it is. It doesn’t seem that long since the horrid old lady moved out and Bozzie Bear and [more…]
Fiction
Joe Malone, Part Forty-Four
Ch 44 – “The Medi-Doctor will see you now.” The Med-Doc looked like a good one. It was a bathroom cabinet sized wall mounted unit with various tubes and pumps coming from it. A fixed [more…]
Animals
Larry’s Diary Week Nineteen
Monday A Good Monday morning to you all. I woke up this morning and for a moment wondered what was wrong, before I realised I wasn’t very warm. I may have a permanent fur coat [more…]
Fiction
Joe Malone, Part Forty-Three
I let the breath I’d been holding go and pulled the handle right down and towards me and door opened and the alarm bells rang like a fire engine. Ch 43 – Dark, Warm, Soft [more…]
Animals
Larry’s Diary Week Eighteen
Monday Good morning happy readers, I think it’s going to be another fun week here in Downing Street. Bozzie is off to welsh Wales this morning, I think he’s hoping to pick up seats there. [more…]
Animals
Larry’s Diary Week Seventeen
Monday I nearly wrote an entry for my diary yesterday after watching that prince of the realm on TV on Saturday. I thought better of it though, I’d have used some colourful language and WG [more…]
Fiction
A Going Postal Christmas Carol: Miriam’s Shack
If ye can break my covenant of the day, and my covenant of the night, and that there should not be day and night in their season; Then may also my covenant be broken with [more…]