Dr Feelgood (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love The Vaxx)

DJM, Going Postal
You didn’t think I was going any any time soon, did you ?
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So………….good news, peeps! It appears that the Big Pharma Genetic Modification Division has come up with a miracle vaccine for Covid !!

It’s an absolutely safe, non-experimental, messenger-RNA vaccine that teaches your cells to produce a protein that triggers an immune response, just like your body’s immune-system response – only better – because it’s made by Corporations! Well, OK, technically, it hasn’t been approved for use — that process normally takes several years — so I guess it’s slightly “experimental,” but the US Food and Drug Administration, the UK MRHA & the European Medicines Agency have issued “Emergency Use Authorizations,” and it has been “tested extensively for safety and effectiveness,” according to Facebook’s anonymous “fact-checkers,” so there’s absolutely nothing to worry about !!!

This non-experimental experimental vaccine is truly a historic development, because apart from saving the world from a virus that causes mild to moderate flu-like symptoms (or, more commonly, no symptoms at all) in roughly 95% of those infected, and that over 99% of those infected survive, the possibilities for future applications of messenger-RNA technology, and the genetic modification of humans in general, is virtually unlimited at this point. Imagine all the diseases we can cure, and all the genetic “mistakes” we can fix, now that we can reprogramme people’s genes to do whatever we want … cancer, heart disease, dementia, blindness, not to mention the common cold! Here’s a thought……….We could even cure psychiatric disorders, like “antisocial personality disorder”, & “oppositional defiant disorder” Who knows? In another hundred years, we will probably be able to genetically cleanse the human species of age-old scourges, like racism, sexism, anti-Semitism, homophobia, transphobia, LFC supporter syndrome, etcetera, by reprogramming everyone’s defective genes, or even implanting some kind of nanotechnological neurosynaptic chips into our brains. The only thing standing in our way is people’s totally irrational resistance to letting corporations redesign the human organism, which, clearly, was rather poorly designed, and thus is vulnerable to all these horrible diseases, and emotional and behavioural disorders.

DJM, Going Postal
Stop while we examine your entitlements, citizen.
Doctor or Nurse Wearing Medical Personal Protective Equipment (PPE),
Jernej Furman
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But maybe I’m getting a little ahead of myself. The important thing at the moment is to defeat this common-flu-like pestilence that (from the data) has no significant effect on age-adjusted death rates, and mortality profile (which, again from the data), is more or less identical to the ordinary mortality profile, but which has nonetheless left the globalistas no choice but to “lockdown” the entire planet, plunge millions into desperate poverty, order everyone to wear medical-looking masks, unleash armed goon squads to raid people’s homes, and otherwise transform society into a proto-totalitarian nightmare. And, of course, the only way to do that (i.e., save humanity from a flu-like bug) is to coercively vaccinate every single human being on the planet Earth! OK, you might think that doesn’t make much sense, this crusade to vaccinate the entire species against a relatively standard respiratory virus, but that’s just because you are still thinking critically. You really, really, need to stop thinking like that. As The New York Times has pointed out, “critical thinking just isn’t helping”. In fact, it might be symptomatic of one of the disorders mentioned above. Y’see, critical thinking leads to (sharp intake of breath) vaccine hesitancy, which is why Corporations (out of the goodness of their own hearts) are working with Governments to immediately censor any & all content that deviates from the official Covid-19 narrative, de-platform from social media the authors of said content, & smears them as anti-vaxx disinformationists.

Reports of adverse health events & deaths in connection with the Covid vaccines are met with a solid wall of official statements with the line taken that “there are no safety problems with the vaccines” & “there is no link between Covid-19 vaccines & those who die after taking them” In fact, according to the “fact-checkers” at Reuters, these purported “reports of adverse events” “ may contain information that is incomplete, inaccurate, coincidental or unverifiable” Yes, stout Puffin, you’re reading between the lines correctly. The corporate media can’t come right out and say it, but it appears the “anti-vaxx disinformationists” are fabricating “adverse events” out of the ether and hacking them into the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System, and other such systems around the world. Worse, they are somehow infiltrating these made-up stories into the mainstream media in order to lure people into “vaccine hesitancy” and stop us from vaccinating every man, woman & child in the world, repeatedly, on an ongoing basis, for as long as the “medical experts” deem necessary.

Here are just a few examples of their dastardly handiwork …

  • In Norway, 23 elderly people die after receiving the Pfizer vaccine. However, according to Reuters’ “fact-checkers,” it turns out, old people just die sometimes, especially in nursing homes, from a variety of causes … unless they haven’t been vaccinated, in which case they definitely died of Covid, regardless of what they actually died of. For example, a 99-year-old man suffering from dementia & emphysema, who tested negative for the virus on three occasions, was added to the “Covid Deaths” figures, because a nursing home doctor “assumed” it was Covid..
  • In Germany, 13 of 40 residents in one nursing home died after being vaccinated, but this was just a “tragic coincidence,” which had absolutely nothing to do with the vaccine.
  • In Spain, in another “tragic coincidence,” 46 nursing home residents who received the Pfizer vaccine died within one month.
  • In Florida, a healthy, middle-aged doctor died from an unusual blood disorder two weeks after receiving the vaccine but, according to the experts, the sudden onset of this rare immunological blood disorder (i.e., immune thrombocytopenia) “should not be interpreted as linked to the vaccine,” and was probably just a total coincidence.
  • In California, a 60-year-old X-ray technologist received a second dose of the Pfizer vaccine. A few hours later he had trouble breathing. He was hospitalized and died four days. His widow says she’s not ready at this point to link her husband’s death to the vaccine. Probably just another coincidence.
  • Again in California, a 78-year-old woman died immediately after being vaccinated but her death was not related to the vaccine, health officials assured the public. She received an injection of the Covid-19 vaccine manufactured by Pfizer, While seated in the observation area after the injection, she complained of feeling discomfort and whilst being evaluated by medical personnel she lost consciousness. Despite the sudden death of his wife, her husband intends to receive a second dose.
  • In Michigan, a former Detroit news anchor Ron Burgundy (just kidding) died just one day after taking the vaccine, but it was probably just a coincidental stroke, which the “normal side effects of the vaccine may have masked.”
  • Also in Michigan, a 90-year-old man also died the day after receiving the vaccine but, again, this was just a tragic coincidence. As a Dr David Gorski explained, “the baseline death rate of 90-year-olds is high because they’re 90 years old,” which makes perfect sense … unless, of course, they died of Covid, in which case their age and underlying conditions make absolutely no difference whatsoever.
  • In Kentucky, two nuns died in a monastery, and more than 24 others tested positive for Covid in a sudden outbreak that began two days after the nuns were vaccinated The monastery had been completely closed to visitors and Covid-free up to that point, but the nuns were old and had “health issues,” and so on.
  • In Virginia, a 58-year-old grandmother died within hours of receiving the vaccine but, as Facebook’s “fact-checkers” pertinently pointed out, it had to be just another coincidence, because the “vaccines have been tested for safety extensively.”
DJM, Going Postal
Don’t be concerned, it’s only a little prick.
Man in white safety uniform, mask and glasses making injection to a globe,
Jernej Furman
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And then there are all the people on Facebook sharing their stories of loved ones who have died shortly after receiving the Covid vaccine, who the Facebook “fact-checkers” are doing their utmost to discredit with their official-looking “fact-check notices”. I realize it’s uncomfortable to have to face things like that (i.e., global corporations like Facebook implying that these people are lying or are using the sudden deaths of their loved ones to discourage others from getting vaccinated), especially if you’re just trying to follow orders and parrot official propaganda … but there’s an information war on, People. Time to take sides. You’re either with the programme or again it! This is no time to get squeamish, or, you know, publicly exhibit an ounce of compassion. No, it’s your duty as a responsible citizen to report these anti-vaxxers to the authorities, shout them down on social media, switch off your critical-thinking faculties, and get in line to get your vaccination! The fate of the human species depends on it…….And, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll also be given one of those cool looking CoVaxx tattoos for free!

© DJM 2021

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