6am: Unleash bowel movement Purging yesterdays Petrol washed translucent flake cocaine, continental lager and sundry sweet meats. 6.10am: Get up. 6.11am: Think about Killing Myself. Shower/power wank while thinking of the Receptionists Feet , toe [more…]
Politically , Its been depressing the last week or so ..Ive been wanking for the last 4 days piecemeal , a deep space voyage of self discovery teetering on the edge and facing the torment [more…]
I just Clocked a sparsely bearded Expat Living in the South of France On BBC News 24 telling the BBC HMV Dog curled at his feet , that ‘UKIP’s Voter base is racist and Xenophobic’ [more…]
To : Owen.Smith.MP@parliament.uk Date 28/08/16 Re :Advice for dealing with ISIS Jihadists around the Conference Table. Dear Mr Smith, In the unlikely event of your attempt for peaceful Negotiation breaking down over the Arranged Basket [more…]
“Begin by seizing something which your opponent holds dear; then he will be amenable to your will” So said Sun Tzu in his epic “The Art of War” believed to have been written in the [more…]
“yeah in them days i first teamed up with Max Wall in the ’50’s. we started out returning our library books late then moved up the criminal ladder to knock down ginger.” “Me and and [more…]
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