Keith extracts the yellow liquid

Dishonesty runs deep in this gummint. Keith is your classic bully and a coward and may even be an android so devoid of human characteristics is he. They are all liars but that is only to be expected from the left.

Despite Labour being very light on substance before the election they have still managed to betray what little they did say. They are extracting the yellow liquid on an industrial scale. As if this were not enough, Keith just keeps rubbing it in using his emotionless persona.

The lies can be quickly divided between 3 of them, Keith, Rachel from Accounts and Pixie Cooper Balls.

Rachel said she would not raise taxes on working people except her budget does exactly that. The Pixie said she would go after the people smuggling gangs. There has been a moderate amount of hot air but nothing concrete yet. It is another kick the can down the road strategy. We had similar from NikNak with his ill-fated and very expensive Rwanda scheme.

The £22 billion black hole that has been mentioned several times a day since the election turns out to be another travesty. When they claimed they had discovered it there was a furious response from Jeremy Bonus Hole who accused them of lying about it. Then Labour said the OBR would release its data. The OBR denied it and said there was no black hole and have still released nothing. Labour kept insisting there was a £22 billion black hole. Now the Treasury is being accused of keeping quiet about some £9,5 billion of spending they had not budgeted for. The ball is being bounced around and still nothing has been released. I suspect there never was a black hole and the spin doctors are busy muddying the waters. Since the election Labour have announced a spending spree including bribing their union paymaster public sector employees so there will be a rather large black hole now.

Earlier we had the Two Tier Keir mantra. This happened because the two muslim thugs who beat up police women at Manchester Airport are still walking the streets and the animal who killed 3 little girls in Southport is only just now going to trial but alleged rioters and people sending hurty tweets about it have been banged up within days for a couple of years and one has committed suicide. Keith was patting himself on the back for acting decisively and firmly while quelling the riots. These are the actions of a fledgling Stasi and I sensed the Prime Minister took a deal of pleasure from this. The left seem to get off on camps.

The rioters and tweeters were told to plead guilty or they would spend an age on remand. Now the truth comes out and all that they tweeted and complained about has come true. The “man” is a muslim convert, was looking at jihadi stuff and either had or was trying to make ricin. Because these people pleaded guilty they cannot appeal their sentences. It is a disgrace.

David Starkey says he has the measure of the man (Keith that is). When Starkey was cancelled Keith was the only person in the country who wanted him jailed. Keith has a fetish about putting people in jail. To paraphrase the newt fancier “and I’ll tell you someone else who liked banging people up”.

The thug Mike Amesbury, Labour MP for Weaver Vale, was filmed attacking one of his constituents in some kind of drunken rage. He was then suspended by his party after being “voluntarily interviewed under caution by the old Bill”. On the 29th October he was named as a member of the Commons committee for housing, communities and local government while still suspended. How does that work I wonder. That to me is a great example of yellow liquid being extracted.l

Our Keith has a secret. It may well involve a child out of wedlock but there is supposed to be a super injunction and therefore may not be mentioned in polite society. So far pure conjecture. What is on firmer ground is that several hacks, including Fatty at the other place, have hinted heavily about this and are just waiting for the dam to break. The story is allegedly well known among the Westminster journalists but none dare risk breaking the story themselves. I would agree if a child is involved it needs to be protected but I don’t see why Keith should get protection from potential embarrassment and/or ridicule. Pretty despotic is our Keith.

Mrs Starmer has apparently done the off and is nowhere to be seen; only a few weeks earlier she was forever getting her picture in the papers, usually wearing some of Lord Alli’s gifts (see the next paragraph). Keith has magnanimously decided to return £6,000 to the stinking rich Lord Alli thereby implying, but not admitting, that there was something very iffy about the whole arrangement. This amount is about what Lord Alli gifted to Lady Victoria Starmer.

Then we have the Lord Waheed Alli story. The noble Lord is very rich and a kind of benefactor, in an almost Dickensian way, to many in the Labour Party, he is very free with his loot. The brothers are under the impression that if they declare the donations then everything is tickety-boo. There is a flaw in this logic, well several as it happens. These donations are often used to buy clothes and accessories, quite expensive ones at that. The declarations have often been disguised as office expenses or the like. Once uncovered they are quickly re-categorised as clothes or whatever and the whole caboodle goes merrily sailing along as though nothing was untoward. When pressed the recipients bleat that the money has been declared and it was within the rules.

Those in the receiving end of this dosh include Keith himself, Crayons, Rachel from Accounts nd a few others. All involved insist the Lord Alli is doing this from the bottom of his heart and expects nothing in return. And if you believe that I know someone who is selling a bridge.

The rules are bloody well wrong and incorrect categorisation should be punishable. The Tories aren’t kicking up too much fuss so we can assume they have similar skeletons in their rather large closets.

Before this election there are records of Keith and Crayons complaining about tuition fees and pledging they would get rid of them when in power. As you may suspect, fees have just been increased not abolished and a timetable given for further increases. I don’t know if any students fell for that old chestnut, remember Nick Clegg fell foul of the same thing, but if they did then they have to be extremely naïve.

With the news of Donald Trump’s victory in the US Presidential election, more old quotes are being resurrected where members of the cabinet have said the most frightful things about the orange man. They are now going to have to work with him and eat humble pie if they want something in return. Because the Donald is akin to the devil in socialist mythology they felt free to insult him in the most revolting ways. If I were him I would make them crawl over broken glass first.

With Keith having promised to stop commandeering hotels for the invaders we should really expect the opposite to happen and it has. A hotel in Altrincham has been taken over for just that purpose and the locals are not happy. Expect Pixie Cooper Balls to come out with a load of old tosh as she attempts to justify it and pretend that they made no such promise.

Of all the actions of this government I can only think of one that will be of any benefit to this country. That is the inquiry into where the billions spent during the pandemic actually went to. I am hopeful that collars are felt, fines and confiscations take place and a whole bunch of rich spivs get banged up.

As a rule the Starmer administration is vindictive, petty and full of hatred. The only thing that gives me hope is that they hate each other other more than they hate us. As I save this on the 6th November I am sure our daily dose of being drenched in yellow liquid will be dished out before this is published, there may be some updates.
 

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