| ACROSS | DOWN |
|---|---|
| 8 Stain on Richard Puller! (7) | 1 & 12 President: “Don't jump on lard” (6,1,5) |
| 10 Freedom for Kremlin occupant (7) | 2 Masturbation gets you out of breath, not good for our favourite bird! (10) |
| 11 I insert anal cork into followers of Mohammed (9) | 3 Recipe for stabbing? (6) |
| 12 ..see 1 down | 4 Chopsy nutter (6) |
| 13 Two Cambridge University leaders jump in river Dee (5) | 5 Verbal abuse as enjoyed by Owen Jones? (8) |
| 14 Easily offended by snake starting to feast on owl (9) | 6 Vegan diet? Just in time to fuck off! (4) |
| 16 At home, Rwandan leader almost gets a messy ‘facial‘ (6) | 7 I used hot ‘spear’ to convert feminists (7) |
| 18 A bugle confuses whales (6) | 9 Inebriated Tory leaders enter USA in confused state (7) |
| 21 Sounds like Italian eunuchs spread gonorrhea! (9) | 15 Mr Hammond - in heavenly creature’s ‘hole’ – think of England! (10) |
| 23 Paid £1,000 to host ‘Phantom’ (5) | 17 There’s no truth in Ned having sex with his sister – it makes my piss boil! (8) |
| 24 City covered in sweet urine (5) | 18 Composed? It sounds like he’s from the UK (7) |
| 26 Bacon + alt-Right = scene of Islamic outrage in Yorkshire (9) | 19 I fondled a teat, good at jiggling (7) |
| 27 Former PM, the one with the jiggling arse! (7) | 20 Piss stream? Male can't get it out (7) |
| 28 Wood that didn't float (7) | 22 Sex on towpath with Republican leader? (6) |
| 23 Got into the dreadful shanty town (6) | |
| 25 Lefty’s response to the right on drugs? (4) |
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Solution to Crossword No. 247
Across
1 Reawakened 6 Offa 9 Great 10 Cytopenia 12 Declaration 14 Abstains 15 Street 17 Rumour 19 Retrench 21 Noctambulists 24 In train 25 Obama 26 Noel 27 Padded cell
Down
1 Rage 2 Agendas 3 Anticoagulant 4 Enchains 5 Extra 7 Finance 8 Against the 11 Pain threshold 13 Barrington 16 Declined 18 Machine 20 Nastase 22 Bwana 23 Rail
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