Zuckerberg is coming to town

Katabasis, Going Postal

(with apologies to John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie)

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shitpost
I’m telling you why
Zuckerberg is coming to town
Zuckerberg is coming to town
Zuckerberg is coming to town

He’s making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

Zuckerberg is coming to town
Zuckerberg is coming to town
Zuckerberg is coming to town

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So virtue-signal for goodness sake

With little spy-phones and little web cams
Internet connected fridges and picture frames
Zuckerberg is coming to town
Zuckerberg is coming to town
Zuckerberg is coming to town

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So virtue-signal for goodness sake

Goodness sake

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shitpost
I’m telling you why
Zuckerberg is coming to town
Zuckerberg is coming to town

Zuckerberg is coming
Zuckerberg is coming
Zuckerberg is coming to town

(Coming to town)
Zuck’s a busy man he has no time to play
He’s got millions of virtue-signallers to monitor on Christmas day
(Zuckerberg is coming to town)
(Coming to town)
(Zuckerberg is coming to town)
(Coming to town)
 

© Katabasis  2017