Fabulously Flamboyant Friday: When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth Pt.4

Welcome back my friends, to the flamboyance that never ends. To a time When Mellotrons rattled and hummed, Moogs bleeped and squeaked, and bloated concept albums ruled the record racks, if not quite the airways.

The time is the early ’70s, the place is Blighty, and I was probably sitting cross-legged on a slightly sticky carpet in some damp and dilapidated bedsit. With the smell of pot noodles and patchouli hanging heavily in the air, with mushrooms and ‘erb consumed, and with a plentiful supply of cheap supermarket cider on standby, the stage was set and the main event of the evening could begin.

The lights are low, the needle drops onto a fresh slab of vinyl, and for the next twenty minutes or so the outside world simply ceases to exist. The music swells, the time signatures shift, and somewhere a flute or a massive organ decides it has something deeply profound and meaningful to tell me about the human condition.

That, dear reader, was the early 1970s for me and for many of my peers, and progressive rock was the house band for an entire generation of dreamers who, like me, preferred their rock music with a side order of Tolkien, a dash of classical counterpoint, and the occasional twenty-minute epic about giant armadillos with tank tracks and side cannons.

It was a brief and glorious window – roughly 1969 to 1974, give or take a concept album or three – when a group of musicians decided that three-minute singles and straightforward blues riffs were simply not ambitious enough. They wanted symphonies. They wanted science fiction. They wanted to make a guitar fill a cathedral and a drum kit shame a thunderstorm. And for a few golden years, the record-buying public, and a surprising number of parents who didn’t quite understand what was happening, all went along for the ride.

The roots, as we’ve examined in previous missives, stretched back into the late Sixties. The psychedelic explosion had already cracked open the idea that rock could be more than a dance-floor diversion. The Beatles had given us Sgt. Pepper, Pink Floyd had stared into the cosmic void on The Piper at the Gates of Dawn, and a handful of jazz-trained players and classically inclined keyboardists were starting to wonder what might happen if you treated a rock band like a chamber ensemble that just happened to own Marshall stacks.

By 1969 the pieces were in place. King Crimson’s In the Court of the Crimson King had been unleashed, the unsettling opening of 21st Century Schizoid Man was rattling Rodgers and Hacker kitchen radios across the land, and the album cover looked like it could probably rape your budgie and eat your soul – or the other way round. Suddenly the idea of “prog” had a manifesto, even if nobody was quite ready to call it that yet.

Then the floodgates opened. Emerson, Lake & Palmer turned classical themes into stadium-sized spectacles, complete with spinning pianos and enough synthesizers to power a small village. Yes, with their ever-shifting line-ups and Jon Anderson’s ethereal voice, started constructing tunes that felt less like songs and more like architectural blueprints for imaginary existences. Genesis, still fronted by the theatrical Peter Gabriel in his flower masks and fox-head phase, told intricate stories of lawnmowers, hermaphrodites, and ancient gods. Jethro Tull brought the flute, codpieces, and a healthy dose of English pastoral eccentricity. Soft Machine wandered further into jazz territory. Van der Graaf Generator scowled magnificently and made anxiety sound beautiful. And Pink Floyd, never fully of the prog camp yet never far from it, were busy turning Meddle and The Dark Side of the Moon into shared national experiences that still echo every time someone puts on a pair headphones on a long and otherwise tedious train journey.

What united them wasn’t a single sound so much as a shared appetite for possibility. Songs got longer – sometimes absurdly so. Side-long pieces became almost expected. Time signatures wandered off into 7/8 and 11/8, as if the musicians had grown bored with the tyranny of 4/4. Lyrics looked to history, mythology, philosophy, science fiction, and the occasional wry observation about British bureaucracy.

Album sleeves became works of art in their own right: Hipgnosis, Roger Dean and others produced unforgettable images that made you feel you were holding a portal rather than a piece of packaging. Gatefold sleeves invited you to study the lyrics while the music played, turning the act of listening into a kind of ritual. And live, the bands turned stages into theatres, with banks of keyboards, dual drum kits, dry ice, film projections, and costumes that could make a pantomime dame blush – everything was fair game in the weird ‘n’ wacky world of prog.

There was a lovely, slightly mad optimism about the whole enterprise. These were young men (and they were almost always men) who had grown up with the optimistic postwar promise that education and technology would open new horizons. Many had classical training or jazz chops; others simply possessed the kind of restless curiosity that made them want to know what a Moog module did if you plugged this into that or fiddled with more knobs than was probably wise. Record companies, awash with cash from the success of the late Sixties, were surprisingly willing to indulge them. Studios became playgrounds. Producers and engineers found themselves inventing techniques on the fly, because musicians kept asking for sounds that didn’t quite exist. The result was music that felt expansive, sometimes pretentious, often dazzling, and occasionally ridiculous in the most endearing way possible.

Festivals became temporary utopias – places where thousands of people could gather, sit on damp grass, and collectively lose themselves in a twenty-five-minute improvisation that somehow felt more meaningful than the evening news. University unions booked these bands with a mixture of pride and slight trepidation; the students got their money’s worth and then some. Radio, particularly late-night shows, offered a more intimate communion. You could lie in the dark and let the music paint pictures on the ceiling.

Of course it wasn’t all lofty ambition and perfect intonation. There were missteps and excess aplenty. Some albums stretched ideas thinner than Lycra on a fat burd. Certain stage shows tipped into self-parody and paved the way for Spinal Tap. The occasional lyric about cosmic consciousness could make even the most devoted fan snigger, snort and fnarr, and the genre’s envelope-pushing technical demands meant that not every night on stage was magic. Yet even the failures had a certain charm. They were the product of people reaching further than was strictly sensible, and there is often something warmly endearing about that.

However, by the middle of the decade the cultural climate began to chill. Punk was still a few years away, but the first cold winds of change were already detectable. Economic troubles, the oil crisis, and a growing sense that the party might be winding down made the grand gestures of prog feel, to some at least, increasingly out of step with modern life. Radio programmers started preferring shorter, sharper songs. A new generation of listeners wanted something that felt more immediate, less like homework. Bands adapted or splintered. Some members went on to huge commercial success in more streamlined forms; others kept the progressive flame alive in quieter corners. Prog’s golden window of opportunity closed, as golden windows tend to do.

Yet the music never really left. Those early-Seventies records continue to surface in unexpected places – sampled by hip-hop producers, championed by younger musicians who grew up with streaming rather than vinyl, rediscovered by people who simply want something that rewards repeated, attentive listening. Put on Close to the Edge or Foxtrot or Brain Salad Surgery today and the same mixture of wonder and slight disbelief returns. How did they get away with it? How did an entire musical culture briefly decide that complexity, storytelling, and sheer sonic ambition were not only acceptable but desirable?

Part of the answer lies in the particular Englishness of the whole affair. There is a long national tradition of the eccentric, the elaborately constructed, the gently absurd. Progressive rock was the rock-and-roll cousin of the Victorian folly, the arts-and-crafts movement, and the great British tradition of taking something perfectly ordinary and making it unnecessarily complicated in the most delightful way. It was music made by people who had read around, listened widely, and decided that the ordinary rules of popular songwriting simply did not apply. In that sense it was deeply of its time and place: post-imperial, post-psychedelic, still naively half-convinced the future could be beautiful, if only everyone would pay more attention, try a little harder, strive a little more.

Listening now, to the albums and artists that will follow in later episodes of this occasional series, what remains most striking is the generosity of the music. These albums invite you in. They ask for time and concentration, but they repay it with detail, emotion, and the occasional moment of pure lift-off when a change of melody or a sudden harmonic shift makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up. They were made by musicians who believed, however briefly, that rock could be art without losing its electricity, that an audience would follow them into strange time signatures and stranger stories, and that the best nights were the ones that left everyone a little altered, a little changed.

The early 1970s progressive rock movement was never going to last. Nothing that ambitious and that peculiar ever does. But while it burned, it burned with a peculiarly English mixture of seriousness and playfulness, technical brilliance and theatrical excess, cosmic yearning and earthy humour. And for those of us who were lucky enough to hear it when it was new – or who have found it later and fallen under the same ridiculous spell – it remains one of the warmest, strangest, most rewarding chapters in the long, noisy story of popular music.

So if you find yourself with an hour or two and a willingness to let the outside world recede for a while, dig out one of those early-Seventies records. Drop the needle, or press play, or queue the stream, and let the slightly ropey Mellotron choirs rise, let the music wander into unexpected places, let the story unfold. And, for or a while at least, be sixteen again, on that sticky carpet, recalling the lingering aroma of Pot Noodle and patchouli, and let the music do what it has always done best: make a perfectly ordinary moment feel like an adventure.

Anyway, I think that’s probably quite enough of my progy prattling for one evening. So I shall say TTFN, pop pickers. May all your passages be salubrious, your gardens inclined and your puddles well jumped.

Goodnight, and may your frog go with you – Not ‘arf!

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