Going Postal Spare Crossword 249

14th January 2023 Going Postal Hobbies, Puzzles 3257 Comments

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ACROSS	DOWN
1 Harry Hewitt started by offering ring that… (7)	1 Endless hot air about flawed female… (7)
5 …the Windsors made payment for… (7)	2 …deliberately twisting reality in 60% of royal dealings… (5)
9 …but it all went cold when tip of tadger was slipped in to briefs… (9)	3 …after previous promiscuity that would look good on a Tudor! (3,6)
10 …of nut, i.e. caused divorce… (5)	4 Will she be Queen of Niger? (5)
11 ...this year, with Markel finally displaying her level! (5)	5 Erred with teen, then did it again! (9)
12 Duchess of Sussex got it between Harry’s legs… (9)	6&26 “I monkeyed around with drug”: I don’t believe it! (5,7,2)
13 …and pours out dirt to cause trouble after … (9)	7 “She’s got agile tits!”: I’ll see you in court! (9)
16 … muted start to bad date! (5)	8 “Fluttered eyelid at start of divorce”: I gave up!(7)
17 “I had ‘tumble’ in front of jet” will end up in an unholy war! (5)	14 ‘Ring’ returned by stroke of pen! Christ! (9)
18 India’s one place with a lot muslims (9)	15 Meghan’s is not black or white, and she definitely doesn’t have this! (5,4)
20 Harry’s favoured position by Meghan is with of tip of penis rubbed on end of cheek! (9)	16 Being exiled for bashing in… (9)
23 Troubled at use of frying pan… (5)	17 …former PM who Americans think is a dick! (7)
25 …on dates to keep her filled! (5)	19 Traditional royal solution to troublesome wives giving head at a topless sex romp when… (3,4)
26 ..see 6	21 …she’s finished, failed, done, so… (3,2)
27 Fore play with nun will cure your headache! (7)	22 …don’t get in that car! (5)
28 The worst thing Harry got was nagged by Markle finally (7)	24 “Let me tell my truth”. No, here's a gun instead! (5)

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Solution to Crossword No. 248

Across

8 Onanist 10 Svoboda 11 Alkoranic 12 Trump 13 Deuce 14 Snowflake 16 Africa 18 Beluga 21 Gonococci 23 Ghost 24 Turin 26 Rotherham 27 Theresa 28 Natalie

Down

1 DonaldJ 2 Wankpuffin 3 Pierce 4 Psycho 5 Mouthful 6 Tofu 7 Harpies 9 Tunisia 15 Anglophile 17 Incensed 18 Britten 19 Agitate 20 Stammer 22 Carnal 23 Ghetto 25 Reee

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