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1 Harry Hewitt started by offering ring that… (7) | 1 Endless hot air about flawed female… (7) |
5 …the Windsors made payment for… (7) | 2 …deliberately twisting reality in 60% of royal dealings… (5) |
9 …but it all went cold when tip of tadger was slipped in to briefs… (9) | 3 …after previous promiscuity that would look good on a Tudor! (3,6) |
10 …of nut, i.e. caused divorce… (5) | 4 Will she be Queen of Niger? (5) |
11 ...this year, with Markel finally displaying her level! (5) | 5 Erred with teen, then did it again! (9) |
12 Duchess of Sussex got it between Harry’s legs… (9) | 6&26 “I monkeyed around with drug”: I don’t believe it! (5,7,2) |
13 …and pours out dirt to cause trouble after … (9) | 7 “She’s got agile tits!”: I’ll see you in court! (9) |
16 … muted start to bad date! (5) | 8 “Fluttered eyelid at start of divorce”: I gave up!(7) |
17 “I had ‘tumble’ in front of jet” will end up in an unholy war! (5) | 14 ‘Ring’ returned by stroke of pen! Christ! (9) |
18 India’s one place with a lot muslims (9) | 15 Meghan’s is not black or white, and she definitely doesn’t have this! (5,4) |
20 Harry’s favoured position by Meghan is with of tip of penis rubbed on end of cheek! (9) | 16 Being exiled for bashing in… (9) |
23 Troubled at use of frying pan… (5) | 17 …former PM who Americans think is a dick! (7) |
25 …on dates to keep her filled! (5) | 19 Traditional royal solution to troublesome wives giving head at a topless sex romp when… (3,4) |
26 ..see 6 | 21 …she’s finished, failed, done, so… (3,2) |
27 Fore play with nun will cure your headache! (7) | 22 …don’t get in that car! (5) |
28 The worst thing Harry got was nagged by Markle finally (7) | 24 “Let me tell my truth”. No, here's a gun instead! (5) |
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Solution to Crossword No. 248
Across
8 Onanist 10 Svoboda 11 Alkoranic 12 Trump 13 Deuce 14 Snowflake 16 Africa 18 Beluga 21 Gonococci 23 Ghost 24 Turin 26 Rotherham 27 Theresa 28 Natalie
Down
1 DonaldJ 2 Wankpuffin 3 Pierce 4 Psycho 5 Mouthful 6 Tofu 7 Harpies 9 Tunisia 15 Anglophile 17 Incensed 18 Britten 19 Agitate 20 Stammer 22 Carnal 23 Ghetto 25 Reee
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