Continuity Rodney

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It’s all over then, Spanner has done the off, or will have in a week’s time, and the Knob o’t North will be taking over. From what I can see very little will change, it will be much the same as Rodney Spanner was doing but with better PR and even that is not certain.

Now the scrapping of the WFA and the other relatively minor things (not if you are a pensioner of course but we don’t count) are neither here nor there. Selling off the Chagos, importing savages, kissing Zelensky’s posterior , baiting the Russian Bear and so on will continue as before. The people who actually run the country will have their will adhered to, the other smaller things are of no concern to them.

In essence, as PM you can do whatever you like so long as the PTB get their wishes seen to. The sight of the MPs all fawning over Spanner at his last PMQs was vomit inducing. His claim that he is leaving the country in a better state than he found it is complete bollocks.

I watched it on GB News and their most telling observation was that those clapping seals currently serving as Ministers have no idea if they will still be in a job shortly after July 17th. The dearth of talent on the Labour benches is staggering. They had to import the useless mayor of Manchester because they had nobody better. It says a lot because the Knob is pretty rubbish himself. There are somewhat uplifting promises of blood on the floor as the new ministerial appointments become known. The most certain prediction is that the Tottenham Turnip will be out on his considerable backside.

The reluctance of the mascara’d one to submit to any kind of interrogation is speaking volumes. He obviously doesn’t have a clue what he is going to do and does not want to be asked any difficult questions. So far he has replied on Reddit to carefully screened/planted questions and has condescended to being quizzed by old jug ears himself, yes Gary F Lineker. The former crisp salesman seems to think he hasn’t annoyed everyone enough. The Knob’s plan will obviously be more of the same, once his orders arrive.

The latest prediction is that Shabana Mahmoud will be moving from the Home Office to the Treasury. This may enrage nutjob Militwat who has offered to allow drilling in the North Sea if he gets the job as Chancellor. Having made the offer he will find it rather difficult to withdraw. He has banned this drilling on eco grounds but it seems saving the planet doesn’t really matter when you get a sniff at one of the top jobs.

One of the key indicators of this continuity will be what happens to Lord Hermer, a treasonous old so and so if there ever was one. I predict he will stay in place and carry on with selling us down a very wide river.

The Knob’s promises so far add up to a pretty penny, there are predictions he will have to raise another £38 billion or so and that figure is unlikely to go down. We are already as highly taxed as we ever have been since WW2 and there is much talk of wealth taxes. This is a favourite of the left and those rich devils in the south will be the targets. This is a really obvious attempt to win back the Labour ghettos of the North who have recently deserted Labour. It may even work. It does look to be heavily on the divisive side of the equation.

The only light on the horizon is that the Knob is spectacularly incompetent and may not even last as long as Rodney but that means they will need to scrape the barrel again and find someone to replace him. Heaven forbid we get lumbered with Sad Dick in a similar manner to the Knob’s coronation.

An update on Saturday. So much for Bodybags saying he will run on the Spanner’s manifesto, he has just said he will allow drilling in the North Sea. Can we expect to see the Militwat’s metaphorical dead body somewhere ? This is actually good news but it looks like he will be doing whatever he feels like so any criticism that he doesn’t have a mandate will be correct. There is no chance he will go for a general election anytime soon, he knows Labour would be slaughtered. He has also decided to abandon the Digital ID project. Now this was not in the 2024 manifesto but is rumoured to be something the PTB are very keen on. If the Knob does cancel it expect it to appear again very soon under another name.

Every time Bodybags announces something, there follow various ifs, buts and maybes. The reason he does not want to reply to questions is because he doesn’t have any answers and he doesn’t have a clue either. He just wants his feet under the table at Number 10, be it in Downing Street or its northern equivalent.
 

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