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This Septic Eye – The Acceptance Speech

5th June 2018 Viciousbutfair 2103 Comments

ER: “Philip, is he still here then, the Septic Eye fellow?” DoE: “I think so, thought he’d buggered off but he’s back like a bad penny. What does he bloody want now?” Thanks Maj and [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 12

29th May 2018 Viciousbutfair 2456 Comments

The Clooneys and the Elton-Johns were not the only people attending a wedding last week, yours truly was also present at some family nuptials just a few short days ago. Our little gathering unhappily lacked [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 11

22nd May 2018 Viciousbutfair 6549 Comments

Presidents are funny aren’t they, I mean the stuff they do, just like silly kittens on YouTube, what are they like, and it’s so ripe for comedy, isn’t it? I mean if you can’t have [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 10

15th May 2018 Viciousbutfair 2517 Comments

There were a couple of posts on here the other day from ex Guidos who said that whilst they appreciated the freedom of speech on here, he/she/it/xi/cis felt there should be some better structure to [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 9

8th May 2018 Viciousbutfair 2134 Comments

You probably know the classic vegan joke, why did the vegan cross the road? The answer is, of course, to tell you that they are a vegan. Yet there is so often truth in jest, [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 8

1st May 2018 Viciousbutfair 2326 Comments

Let me just say something about the N word, yes that troublesome six letter word, that’s right, normal. I know that quite a few of you rarely even step outside of your homes in these [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 7

24th April 2018 Viciousbutfair 1553 Comments

I love to eavesdrop, I’ve mentioned this in previous posts and it’s not a creepy thing, it’s just that when people are ‘off duty’, when they are talking to friends without the filter of society’s [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 6

17th April 2018 Viciousbutfair 2605 Comments

With sincere apologies, I don’t feel very flippant this week, the continuation of carnage in our capital city, combined with the narcissism of the spiritless, spineless, succubus that claims to serve us has cast a [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 5

10th April 2018 Viciousbutfair 1483 Comments

I find myself increasingly confused as to the point of TV commercials nowadays or even what the actual product is. Back in the old days, we were shown a triangle of Dairylea and a child [more…]