Literature
Ah f**kin’ love a guid royal weddin
Ah remembah when Mike Tindall married that Zara burd in an’ we wiz all suconded tae Lothian an’ Bordahs for the day oan royal protection duties an’ aw that sort ae pish. It wiz well [more…]
Satire
Arts
Lloyds of London ‘My Word is my Bond’ A Page in the Diary
6am: Unleash bowel movement Purging yesterdays Petrol washed translucent flake cocaine, continental lager and sundry sweet meats. 6.10am: Get up. 6.11am: Think about Killing Myself. Shower/power wank while thinking of the Receptionists Feet , toe [more…]
Literature
Deep space voyage of self-discovery
Politically , Its been depressing the last week or so ..Ive been wanking for the last 4 days piecemeal , a deep space voyage of self discovery teetering on the edge and facing the torment [more…]
Arts
BBC HMV Dog
I just Clocked a sparsely bearded Expat Living in the South of France On BBC News 24 telling the BBC HMV Dog curled at his feet , that ‘UKIP’s Voter base is racist and Xenophobic’ [more…]
Literature
Advice for dealing with ISIS Jihadists
To : Owen.Smith.MP@parliament.uk Date 28/08/16 Re :Advice for dealing with ISIS Jihadists around the Conference Table. Dear Mr Smith, In the unlikely event of your attempt for peaceful Negotiation breaking down over the Arranged Basket [more…]
Literature
Corbyn : My Life As a Top Boy In The Common Purpose Inter city Firm
“yeah in them days i first teamed up with Max Wall in the ’50’s. we started out returning our library books late then moved up the criminal ladder to knock down ginger.” “Me and and [more…]