Satire

Joe Malone, Part Thirty-One

24th September 2019 Going Postal 0

I took one of the Gellerettes from the pack and put the rest into my pocket. .. They were self igniting, so I scratched the tip along the metal rail and moved away from the [more…]

Monday People were a bit uptight yesterday. It was supposed to be a good day, with the announcement of the order being signed to repeal the European Communities Act, but that got overwhelmed by the [more…]

Joe Malone, Part Thirty

17th September 2019 Going Postal 0

I could see a church spire up ahead. Excellent, I thought, as I made my way along the street towards the church. I stopped across the road to observe the place for a moment. “The [more…]

Larry’s Diary Week Three

15th September 2019 Going Postal 0

Monday Another week and Brexit is still all I’m hearing as I get stuck into my Breakfast (not sure what this is, I suspect it might be some cheapo stuff from Lidil as they had [more…]

Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Nine

10th September 2019 Going Postal 0

Joe Malone has escaped a police raid on his office in The Swarbrick building. He only just made it out, and away across the city. Ch 29 – Malone makes the news. I was sitting [more…]

Larry’s Diary Week Two

8th September 2019 Going Postal 0

Monday No more talk of getting a Dog to report, I can only hope they have shelved the idea. I will be extra nice to the Blonde and his female for the next few days [more…]

Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Eight

3rd September 2019 Going Postal 0

Then he saw me. The Assault team policeman was facing towards me, and was higher up on the stairs. While the others had had their backs to me and from their position, couldn’t see down [more…]

Larry’s Diary Week One

1st September 2019 Going Postal 0

Tuesday Now that that nasty old woman has decided to go I’ve made up my mind to start recording my thoughts on living in Downing Street with the new residents. You might have noticed that I [more…]

Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Seven

27th August 2019 Going Postal 0

Private Investigator Joe Malone has discovered a body, crushed in the basement of his office building. The body is identifiable as missing Lord, Politician. Campaigner, remainer and husband, Marmon-Herrington Bixby. As Malone pondered what to [more…]