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Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Seven

5th November 2019 Going Postal 0

The door opened and the Scottish singer emerged. I stared at him in some surprise. He was shorter than my imagination had prepared me for. Also, I hadn’t expected the turban. As he stepped out, [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Six

29th October 2019 Going Postal 0

The screen was replaying the police chief, McCarey’s, earlier conference. But now my face was clearly visible in an inset on the screen. With Joe Malone underneath as a caption. I had been named. I [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Five

22nd October 2019 Going Postal 0

Ch 35 – Deer Stalker. The sun was well up now. Nina’s Novazyanka had taken me out. I had slept for more than two hours, that was for sure. Leo’s phone said 1.01pm. I tried [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Four

15th October 2019 Going Postal 0

I set the screen lock to ‘none’ and the timer to one hour. Ate a handful of peanuts. Drank a half a glass of the water and curled up on the chair with the red [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Three

8th October 2019 Going Postal 0

The door opened and a big man in a bad suit came out. “Hello Leo,” I said to him. “Well, well,” he said back. “Joe Malone. I thought I told you not to come round [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Two

1st October 2019 Going Postal 0

I waited some more for the machine to do something, but it did nothing pressed the touchscreen again. Nothing happened. I couldn’t just go on standing here in the concourse of the bridge ticket area. [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Thirty-One

24th September 2019 Going Postal 0

I took one of the Gellerettes from the pack and put the rest into my pocket. .. They were self igniting, so I scratched the tip along the metal rail and moved away from the [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Thirty

17th September 2019 Going Postal 0

I could see a church spire up ahead. Excellent, I thought, as I made my way along the street towards the church. I stopped across the road to observe the place for a moment. “The [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Nine

10th September 2019 Going Postal 0

Joe Malone has escaped a police raid on his office in The Swarbrick building. He only just made it out, and away across the city. Ch 29 – Malone makes the news. I was sitting [more…]

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