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Wankpuffin of the Year (WOTYs) 2018

5th January 2019 Going Postal 3331 Comments

Nominations are in: Nominations for Wankpuffin of the Year 2018 18,891 votes have been cast for 144 (aptly gross) wankpuffins by several dozen puffins and one Russian bot (спасибо товарищ). I am pleased that my [more…]

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Going Postal New Year’s Eve

31st December 2018 Going Postal 3934 Comments

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Nominations for Wankpuffin of the Year 2018

29th December 2018 Going Postal 3034 Comments

As Alistair Campbell once famously said, I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in [more…]

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Wankpuffin’s 2018 Going Postal Fireside Christmas Special Spectacular

25th December 2018 Going Postal 5248 Comments

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Fer right terrah

1st March 2018 DH 1873 Comments

Ah mind the time ah pure foilt a fer right terrah attack. Me an’ wee Kenny the probashunah endet up bein’ sent oot tae Ibrox wan day cos some wifey cawed the wan oh wan [more…]

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Results – Wankpuffin of the Year 2017

1st January 2018 Swiss Bob 4098 Comments

The results are in, voting in the WOTY 2017 poll is over and we have a clear winner. In reverse order. In third place Brendan Cox, no doubt for his sterling work in the charitable [more…]

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Wankpuffin of the Year 2017

14th December 2017 Swiss Bob 1589 Comments

The WOTYs 2017 Add your own nominations, or vote for existing entries. Voting closes in one week. Currently we are having a Wankpuffin award handcrafted by 3D printer which will then be gilded. [polldaddy poll=”9897748″] [more…]

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Wankpuffin – GE2017 Election Special

8th June 2017 Going Postal 0 Comments

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A Happy Wankpuffin Birthday to Going Postal

6th February 2017 Going Postal 0 Comments

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