Septic Eye

The Student Prince

4th July 2019 Going Postal 0

As you all know, my Septic Eye series for this esteemed journal, a year or so back, introduced me to a world-wide audience along with the inevitable huge acclaim and plaudits. I like to think [more…]

The recent bid for the FIFA World Cup by the little known People’s Republic of Capstania-Fullstrengthia has thrust this small but secretive country firmly into the spotlight. You can see their application Dear Hello FIFA [more…]

Dear Hello FIFA

26th June 2018 Going Postal 0

Dear ladies and germs of the Going Pistol bloggery, I offer for your perusal my recent appliances to the FIFA. I advance this in order you may check for errors of typography and indeed the [more…]

This Septic Eye – The Acceptance Speech

5th June 2018 Going Postal 0

ER: “Philip, is he still here then, the Septic Eye fellow?” DoE: “I think so, thought he’d buggered off but he’s back like a bad penny. What does he bloody want now?” Thanks Maj and [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 12

29th May 2018 Going Postal 0

The Clooneys and the Elton-Johns were not the only people attending a wedding last week, yours truly was also present at some family nuptials just a few short days ago. Our little gathering unhappily lacked [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 11

22nd May 2018 Going Postal 0

Presidents are funny aren’t they, I mean the stuff they do, just like silly kittens on YouTube, what are they like, and it’s so ripe for comedy, isn’t it? I mean if you can’t have [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 10

15th May 2018 Going Postal 0

There were a couple of posts on here the other day from ex Guidos who said that whilst they appreciated the freedom of speech on here, he/she/it/xi/cis felt there should be some better structure to [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 9

8th May 2018 Going Postal 0

You probably know the classic vegan joke, why did the vegan cross the road? The answer is, of course, to tell you that they are a vegan. Yet there is so often truth in jest, [more…]

This Septic Eye, Ch 8

1st May 2018 Going Postal 0

Let me just say something about the N word, yes that troublesome six letter word, that’s right, normal. I know that quite a few of you rarely even step outside of your homes in these [more…]