Crossword No. 99

4th January 2020 Going Postal Hobbies, Puzzles 3737 Comments

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ACROSS	DOWN
1&21 Annoy whore users with a gong (3,5,7)	1 Mad Ugandan leader jumps in Trent (6)
5 Oi! Monk dressed up for going clubbing! (6)	2 Twisting Starmer’s ‘end’ to penetrate wench (6)
9 Now in tweets! (8)	3 Italian will eye it up (5)
10 Bat-wielding loony attacks Johnson’s head (6)	4 “I am queer!” Parisian leader is ‘tooled up’ again! (2-5)
12 Republican leader writes cheque after topless sex in treasury (9)	6 Wonk is into head from Diane! What? (1,4,4)
13 Scot attacks English leader in supermarket (5)	7 Greek leader used ‘soys’ (8)
14 Take part from the rear! (4)	8 Maugham tweets: gaol’s now! (3,5)
16 Horny ‘les’ displays anus (7)	11 French arms used in hold ups (4)
19 Hard captain of Wales? (3,4)	15 Russia Today: floosie found on head of House (4,5)
21 Hot owl! Awoooo! (4)	17 Half of Labour seems to only arrange meetings (8)
24 I rejected elite and Conservative leader gets in (5)	18 Most common bat found in QC’s garden? (8)
25 Racist EU leader in phone box (9)	20 “Fuck off!” Two letters sent to top barrister’s sexy partner? (4)
27 Top English barrister, legal, loses head and kills a fox! (6)	21 ..see 1
28 Boris’s right hand gives multiple orgasms?(8)	22 Showing your arse? Put more on! (6)
29 Join up pieces of tinsel (6)	23 Yes, Tay smells a bit off! (6)
30 No integration makes you angry? Yes! (8)	26 Max Clifford drafted map for Royal Navy (1,1,3)

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Solution to Crossword No. 98

Across
1 Want for 5 Quaffed 9 Nudge 10 Idealists 11 Exercising 12 Wine 14 Greeting card 18 Bottle opener 21 Tart 22 Teetotaler 25 Christmas 26 Early 27 Enthral 28 Enlaced

Down
1 Winter 2 Nodded 3 French roll 4 Rhino 5 Queen size 6 All I 7 Festival 8 Distends 13 A great deal 15 Exodermal 16 Obstacle 17 Mt Ararat 19 Cleric 20 Prayed 23 Taste 24 Tsar

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