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Joe Malone, Part Seven

12th March 2019 Going Postal 0

Private Investigator, Joe Malone, has been hired by Lady Vanessa Bixby to find her husband, Lord Bixby, a major figure in the Britain-Must-Remain movement. Joe is on his way to meet with the young, blonde, [more…]

Literature

Joe Malone, Part Six

5th March 2019 Going Postal 0

Lady Vanessa Bixby is in the office. She has just informed Private Investigator Joe Malone, that Lord Bixby, one of the main Remainers in the country, a high profile politician and activist, peer of the [more…]

Arts

Awrite ya bunchae f**kin’ bawbags?

1st March 2019 DH 0

Iss Frideh, which is when ah hop oan tha train an scoot back up tae Paisleh tae deal wi’ mah coanstichency mattahs. F**kin’ Scotrail teeket collectah c**t had some f**kin’ cheek, by tha way. “So [more…]

Literature

Joe Malone, Part Five

26th February 2019 Going Postal 0

“Alexa,” I called to the device, “Turn on Channel Four news.” The Vid’Screen immediately went mute. That was my code word to override the licensing law software. ‘Turn on C4 news’ being something I was [more…]

Literature

Joe Malone, Part Four

12th February 2019 Going Postal 0

An attractive blonde had surprised Private Eye Joe Malone as he was resting his hangover. She was standing in his Investigator’s office. Surveying him and her surroundings. Not quite sure if this oddly antique office [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Three

5th February 2019 Going Postal 0

This tale is in the near future. The United Kingdom has left and not left the European Union. The country is united by division. Everything is just like it is today, only more so. The [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Two

29th January 2019 Going Postal 0

This tale is in the near future. The United Kingdom has left and not left the European Union. The country is united by division. Everything is just like it is today, only more so. The [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part One

22nd January 2019 Going Postal 0

This story is in the near future. The United Kingdom has left and not left the European Union. The country is united by division. Everything is just like it is today, only more so. The [more…]

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Arts

“Yippee Ki Yay, Ya Wee Fanny” – A Polis Sco’lan Christmas Tale

10th December 2018 DH 0

Ah pure cannae be f**ked wi’ Chrishmas. Brengs back a loadae sh*te memries fae when ah wis a wean. Wha hod f**kin’ hee haw cuz ma da spent aw tha dole money oan drenk an [more…]

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