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Joe Malone, Part Forty-Three

7th January 2020 Going Postal 0

I let the breath I’d been holding go and pulled the handle right down and towards me and door opened and the alarm bells rang like a fire engine. Ch 43 – Dark, Warm, Soft [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Forty-Two

17th December 2019 Going Postal 0

I only knew I was cold. And aching. And had a king size headache. I’d like a good rest in Lady Bixby’s emperor sized bed. Preferably resting my head on her chest. Even if she [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Forty-One

10th December 2019 Going Postal 0

Ch 41 – A walk in the moonlight. “Where are we?” I asked Gill. He was resealing his ‘passengers’ back into the thin, false container. Screwing the aluminium into place with a hand drill. I’d [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Forty

3rd December 2019 Going Postal 0

I heard the metal rasp of bolts being drawn back. The trailer’s large cargo door being opened and banging flat against the side of the container. Footsteps. Then the double rap of knuckles again. Gill’s [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Nine

26th November 2019 Going Postal 0

Ch 39 – The Truck. It was dark, here in the back. Inside the secret compartment of Gill’s 7.5 tonne Mercedes truck. The space was only the depth of an average sized individual. The width [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Eight

12th November 2019 Going Postal 0

Joe Malone was arranging his exit from the UK via a People Smuggler he’d met in the cafe. I was just about to seal the deal, when a deep voice from just behind me exclaimed [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Seven

5th November 2019 Going Postal 0

The door opened and the Scottish singer emerged. I stared at him in some surprise. He was shorter than my imagination had prepared me for. Also, I hadn’t expected the turban. As he stepped out, [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Six

29th October 2019 Going Postal 0

The screen was replaying the police chief, McCarey’s, earlier conference. But now my face was clearly visible in an inset on the screen. With Joe Malone underneath as a caption. I had been named. I [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Five

22nd October 2019 Going Postal 0

Ch 35 – Deer Stalker. The sun was well up now. Nina’s Novazyanka had taken me out. I had slept for more than two hours, that was for sure. Leo’s phone said 1.01pm. I tried [more…]

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