Crossword No. 115

25th April 2020 Going Postal Hobbies, Puzzles 2560 Comments

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ACROSS	DOWN
1 Smash saucers on Democrat’s head on campaigns to quell uprising (8)	1,8,19,28&27 Shakespearean rally? (3,3,3,5,7,3,5,6)
5 50% babe, 50% for me! (6)	2 I consumed gruel – it's worse than hideous (6)
9 Shutting doors, University has closed (4,4)	3 Labour leader to have owl? A permit is required (5)
10 Make the ultimate sacrifice – marry a Tory! (6)	4 Topless sex on island in the Med is shit! (7)
12 Whoever is Labour leader (male), it’s all too much for me! (9)	6 Too late for EU, pet! Chip on shoulder! (9)
13 Lay on large breasts at our patron’s home (5)	7 Donate it to find a cure (8)
14 Preached about pain? (4)	8 ..see 1d
16 A spinner or a trot? (7)	11 Kuwaiti leader in the mire (4)
19 ..see 1d	15 Sparkling Meghan inserted ‘cap’ (9)
21 English leader to boy: “do as you're told!” (4)	17 Yorkshireman ejaculates over huge BAME (2,3,3)
24 A sailor’s ‘up the rear’ results in a poo on tip of penis! (5)	18 Yo! Morgan uses agricultural language (8)
25 Penalties for revolting arabs (9)	20 DUP attacks English leader lies (4)
27 ..see 1d	21 Don gets ‘oral’ in Florida… (7)
28 ..see 1d	22 … where I jiggle (almost) kinky ‘bi’ in swimsuit … (6)
29 Shambolic former PM Theresa was ‘a bit of skirt’ (6)	23 … to feel it – that’s not right! (6)
30 I went with poodles for a swim (8)	26 Sails unfurled by rope (5)

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Solution to Crossword No. 114

Across
1 Shadow cabinet 10 Insider 11 Crayons 12 Khan 13 Dodds 14 Uric 17 Ireland 18 Shampoo 19 Rusting 22 Timpani 24 Dead 25 Nandy 26 Lisa 29 En masse 30 Oddball 31 Brainlessness

Down
2 Hostage 3 Dodo 4 Warlord 5 Arcades 6 Ivan 7 Ego trip 8 Sir Keir Rodney 9 Psychotically 15 David 16 Lammy 20 Starmer 21 Glareal 22 Tedious 23 Animals 27 SSRI 28 Eden

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