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Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Five

13th August 2019 Going Postal 0

Joe Malone has been using his smart watch with a recent patch update to indicate top contacts in vicinity. I made an attempt at a five pointed star on the watch face, and immediately a [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Four

6th August 2019 Going Postal 0

Private Investigator Joe Malone has a document that could shed some light onto the mysterious disappearance of Arch-remainer, Lord Marmon-Herrington Bixby. He is using a device to try and discern any clues to the letter’s [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Three

30th July 2019 Going Postal 0

My office building was just up ahead. No lights were on. The other tenants having concluded their shady business for the day. And moved onto their shady night businesses for the night. I used my [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Two

16th July 2019 Going Postal 0

“Take your designer bag and your phone and your card reader and your skinny arse, and piss off. And don’t let me see you here again, you understand?” The street beggar hurriedly gathered his stuff [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Twenty-One

9th July 2019 Going Postal 0

Joe Malone, private Investigator, is still looking for the missing Lord Bixby. A principle figure in the Bollox to Brexit movement. Malone has just left young Lady Bixby and her companions at the Reform Club [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Twenty

2nd July 2019 Going Postal 0

“Is that the letter?” Lady Vanessa asked him. She had been very quiet. But suddenly sat forwards and peered at the envelope. To Sir Marmon-Herrington Bixby esq. Which was normal enough. Though the word, WANKPUPPET [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Nineteen

25th June 2019 Going Postal 0

Sir Alan agreed with Mandelson. “Marmon has a file full of metaphorical green ink letters. All sorts of evil wished upon him.” “I didn’t see any such file in his home,” I told them. “That’s [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Eighteen

18th June 2019 Going Postal 0

Private Investigator is at the Reform Club. A guest of Lady Vanessa Bixby, as she meets with her diner guests. Mandelson and Stuart. So finally I stood up. Lifted the tray from the waiter’s hands [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Seventeen

11th June 2019 Going Postal 0

Joe Malone and Vanessa Bixby are at the Reform Club. Vanessa has just pointed out Sir Alan Stuart, a spin doctor for Tony Blair, one of the two guests at the table. He was one [more…]

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