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Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Eight

3rd September 2019 Going Postal 0

Then he saw me. The Assault team policeman was facing towards me, and was higher up on the stairs. While the others had had their backs to me and from their position, couldn’t see down [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Seven

27th August 2019 Going Postal 0

Private Investigator Joe Malone has discovered a body, crushed in the basement of his office building. The body is identifiable as missing Lord, Politician. Campaigner, remainer and husband, Marmon-Herrington Bixby. As Malone pondered what to [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Six

20th August 2019 Going Postal 0

Private Investigator Joe Malone is down in the basement of his office building. Checking on a strange noise. As my eyes adjusted to the light, I saw an even bigger safety code violation. A waste [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Five

13th August 2019 Going Postal 0

Joe Malone has been using his smart watch with a recent patch update to indicate top contacts in vicinity. I made an attempt at a five pointed star on the watch face, and immediately a [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Four

6th August 2019 Going Postal 0

Private Investigator Joe Malone has a document that could shed some light onto the mysterious disappearance of Arch-remainer, Lord Marmon-Herrington Bixby. He is using a device to try and discern any clues to the letter’s [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Three

30th July 2019 Going Postal 0

My office building was just up ahead. No lights were on. The other tenants having concluded their shady business for the day. And moved onto their shady night businesses for the night. I used my [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Twenty-Two

16th July 2019 Going Postal 0

“Take your designer bag and your phone and your card reader and your skinny arse, and piss off. And don’t let me see you here again, you understand?” The street beggar hurriedly gathered his stuff [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Twenty-One

9th July 2019 Going Postal 0

Joe Malone, private Investigator, is still looking for the missing Lord Bixby. A principle figure in the Bollox to Brexit movement. Malone has just left young Lady Bixby and her companions at the Reform Club [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Twenty

2nd July 2019 Going Postal 0

“Is that the letter?” Lady Vanessa asked him. She had been very quiet. But suddenly sat forwards and peered at the envelope. To Sir Marmon-Herrington Bixby esq. Which was normal enough. Though the word, WANKPUPPET [more…]

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