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Joe Malone, Part Forty-Six

28th January 2020 Going Postal 0

I wanted some answers. I wanted some answers right now. And people in this house were going to give them to me. Lady Vanessa, for one. Ch 46 – Honey, I’m Home! I stood up [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Forty-Five

21st January 2020 Going Postal 0

It was then that I realised that this wasn’t old medical data at all. It was current data. It was now. Real-time live. And Lord Bixby had just moved from a steady fifteen, to a [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Forty-Four

14th January 2020 Going Postal 0

Ch 44 – “The Medi-Doctor will see you now.” The Med-Doc looked like a good one. It was a bathroom cabinet sized wall mounted unit with various tubes and pumps coming from it. A fixed [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Forty-Three

7th January 2020 Going Postal 0

I let the breath I’d been holding go and pulled the handle right down and towards me and door opened and the alarm bells rang like a fire engine. Ch 43 – Dark, Warm, Soft [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Forty-Two

17th December 2019 Going Postal 0

I only knew I was cold. And aching. And had a king size headache. I’d like a good rest in Lady Bixby’s emperor sized bed. Preferably resting my head on her chest. Even if she [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Forty-One

10th December 2019 Going Postal 0

Ch 41 – A walk in the moonlight. “Where are we?” I asked Gill. He was resealing his ‘passengers’ back into the thin, false container. Screwing the aluminium into place with a hand drill. I’d [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Forty

3rd December 2019 Going Postal 0

I heard the metal rasp of bolts being drawn back. The trailer’s large cargo door being opened and banging flat against the side of the container. Footsteps. Then the double rap of knuckles again. Gill’s [more…]

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Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Nine

26th November 2019 Going Postal 0

Ch 39 – The Truck. It was dark, here in the back. Inside the secret compartment of Gill’s 7.5 tonne Mercedes truck. The space was only the depth of an average sized individual. The width [more…]

Fiction

Joe Malone, Part Thirty-Eight

12th November 2019 Going Postal 0

Joe Malone was arranging his exit from the UK via a People Smuggler he’d met in the cafe. I was just about to seal the deal, when a deep voice from just behind me exclaimed [more…]

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