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Cameron Goes Postal

“So, you’re telling me there is nothing at all I can do about it?,” spat David Cameron, thumping his desk and fixing his chief of staff with an icy glare. “No lotions? No balms? No [more…]

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Operation Starvation

“Honestly George, I had really never seen anything like it before,” gushed David Cameron,  excitedly. “It was like a sort of ghastly foodbank the size of an aircraft hangar.” George Osborne furrowed his brow and [more…]

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Jezza meets Khan

Gazing smugly out over the River Thames through the wall-to-ceiling window of his spacious new office, Sadiq Khan threw his shiny Grenson brogues up on to the empty desk in front of him and cradled [more…]

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Corbyn’s Great Purge

Slouching in his leather office chair, Seumas Milne’s mind began to meander into a melancholic mood. It had been a dark week for the Labour Party. Everything that Jeremy had worked tirelessly towards for decades [more…]