The former Duchess of Pork appears frequently in the Epstein files and usually on the earhole as the vernacular has it. She has coughed to receiving about $15,000 from Epstein, others say she has had a good 2 million from him. There is a tweet alleging that between 1995 and 2016 she went through $400 million. This is a mind boggling amount, it is around 350k a week. This is Premiere League footballer territory and you have to be, or have been, really talented to get that sort of dosh. Whether this is purely money or also includes gifts or even true is unclear. There are emails where she demanded first class flights from Jeffrey Epstein for her and her daughters and another where she is begging for 20k to pay her rent.
It is mind boggling that anyone could go through $400 million in twenty years but in her case I would doubt that she got that much but would have no doubt she could have easily spent that much were it available. After all she went to ground in a £13,000 per day wellness spa in Switzerland for a month very recently. It is said she didn’t pay for it herself so presumably one of the multi millionaire sons-in-law put his hand in his pocket. Maybe he didn’t realise how expensive it was because that much a day is about £390,000 a month.
It was allegedly Phil the Greek who was behind forcing Sarah out of the Royal Family. He could not stand her though this may also have been influenced by persistent but unsubstantiated allegations that her philandering father in law had a fling with Susan Barrantes, Sarah’s mother. Perhaps Sarah tried to use this on him, you couldn’t put anything past her.
There are even reports that the priapic AMW resumed contact with Epstein so he could badger him to pay off Fergie’s debts. We have all seen the video where she was entrapped demanding tens or even hundreds of thousands for enabling contact with her former husband.
The stories of her profligacy and waste are legion as are reports of the Yorks treating their servants like dirt.
We are all products of our genetics and some of this has rubbed off on one or more daughters. They both have snagged millionaire husbands. I believe the husband of Beatrice should have gone to Specsavers.
Anyhow we can all remember when demure little Meghan Markle appeared on Harry Halfwit’s arm claiming she had very little idea of the royal family and how it functioned. It now emerges that she was coached by Eugenie on all the aspects of said life and was well aware of what went on behind the scenes. It has also emerged that during her yacht girl days she was extremely close, as close as you can get in fact, with Randy Andy as he was then known. A fine bit of acting on both their parts as they pretended they had never met.
As a washed up mediocre actress in her mid thirties la Sparkle did rather well for herself as she wheedled her way to becoming the Duchess of Sussex. The Halfwit Harry was really getting sloppy seconds.
There was also controversy with the two daughters and the Princess of Wales. Both Eugenie and Beatrice begged the late Queen that they should not have to curtsey to Catherine Princess of Wales because they were of royal blood and she wasn’t. I am not sure of the outcome of that particular tussle but the heir apparent the Prince of Wales is no fan of theirs.
This royal protocol of titles such as highness and royal highness along with who bows or curtsies to whom will be the death of them. There is a lot of baggage to be cleared out of the House of Windsor should it survive the tumult. Far too many of them are oxygen thieves.
Sarah has a recently closed charity to do with children in Romania. It has just been alleged this was a front for child trafficking, no doubt passing them on to Epstein. If this is true the woman is pure evil. I can’t get my head round all this sickness.
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