GP News: Cast Iron Production is Down by Sixty-Six Percent

Due to the disastrous Brexit Crisis (where both the FTSE 100 and 250 crashed upwards) and that David Cameron is resigning from his position as MP, it has been found out that Cast Iron production is DOWN by 66%!

It is worrying news for any metal traders interested in trading cast iron, plus it is depressing news for anyone who has invested in cast iron.

To get an idea how this situation is affecting producers of cast iron, we interviewed a CEO of a company called ‘CI Plus Industries’, that mainly produces cast iron pledges, he said:

“It was a very bad day for all of us here at the factory when David Cameron resigned as Prime Minister, we lost a lot of clients but we carried on with the few remaining. However, this is outrageous, we believed David would stay on as an MP for the future, we did not foresee that he would be leaving politics rather quickly, which renders us to be in a tricky situation…”

This terrible situation is currently spreading to producers, traders and investors throughout the world markets who deal in cast iron. So we asked the minister of Secretary of State for International Trade, Liam Fox MP, about this issue, he said:

“This country is not the cast-iron producing nation it once was. We have become too lazy, and too fat on our successes in previous generations, relying on constant orders from David Cameron.”

I said:

“What about that ‘CI Plus Industries’ factory that produces cast iron pledges? What should be done to improve the situation for them?”

Liam Fox then said to me:

“I’ll tell that f*cking lazy factory to get off of its ass!”

That is all for now, this is CommanderJampot, this was Going Postal News. ‘No One Reads The Comments’.

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