Politically awakened Charlotte Church probably wants your job

Eraser of Love, Going Postal
The Iron Duke of North Chingford

to:    letters@standard.co.uk
date:    Fri, Mar 20, 2015 at 8:32 AM

Re Charlotte Church .

Dear Sir,

‘Politically awakened Charlotte Church  probably wants your job!’, screams your headline

Excellent , im a probation officer dealing with a plasma pool of violent drug addicts, Decaying Alcoholics, Post code gangs and Sex Fiends  for a Fiscal pittance in East London, if she can pop down to show my Clients  the correct manner to wear a John Galliano Tifter at a jaunty angle , it would be much appreciated.

when can she start?

Yours Faithfully

© Glenn 2016
North chingford