Do your Civic Duty- Report Post Brexit Hate Crime

Eraser of Love, Going Postal
The Iron Duke of North Chingford
To: letters@standard.co.uk
date: Wed, July 14, 2016

Re Simon Jenkins Article- ‘Do your Civic Duty- Report Post Brexit Hate Crime ‘.

Dear Sir,

My Congratulations To Mr Jenkins on his  Article .

It is incumbent upon us all as a collective, Man woman and Kellie Maloney , to seek and target hate and racism in our Crosshairs , that flow through our capitals mean streets in such abundant clarity since one minute past 12 o’clock GMT, on the 24th of June 2016.

Under Mr Jenkins Directive , I have reported my own factual account to the impartial and impeccably resourced  ‘iStreetwatch’ website . A Portal  to report complete fabrications, Fairytales and tissues of lies , which has risen like a Righteous old testament god from the burning ash  and embers of Brexit.

My Report as follows ;

Tell us what happened…

I was run out of Stratford , East London Last night by a posse of Smith and Wesson tooled up Mexicans Bandits shooting bullets at my feet and shouting out ‘Andale, andale! Arriba, arriba! kill the Gringo !.

Tell us if anyone spoke up, or offered support…

I reported it to Wyatt Earp for assistance, who has issued a Western Union transcontinental telegraph To Abraham Lincoln for assistance and emergency supplies of Beef Jerky , Otter Skins and Doc Holliday chewing Tobacco.

Tell us when it happened…

Stratford city ,
Deadwood
population 27,987
28th July 1864.

I urge your readership to follow suit and report hate wherever you encounter  it , or whenever you can make it up.

Yours Faithfully

© Glenn 2016
Tombstone Creek
North Chingford