David Cameron resigned today after his devastating defeat in the EU referendum. The Prime Minister will stay in post into around October before a new Prime Minister is chosen to ‘captain the ship’ as the UK prepares for Brexit in a new dawn in its politics, he said. Mr Cameron’s voice broke as he spoke outside Downing Street this morning with his wife Samantha in tears next to him.
“On her hands and knees, she was, Gidders,” brayed David Cameron, chuckling maniacally and throwing back his throbbing, boiled ham head. “You jolly well should have seen her – prostrate on the floor, clawing away [more…]