Preaching with Kipper : The Game

This article will feature the words and work of Lemmy a lot. So for those who don’t know who he is I will quickly explain.  He is 49% Motherfucker 51% Son of a Bitch.

Kipper, Going-Postal.Net

Well here we go Dave. You wanted to play the game, so let’s play.

“Integrity is everything to me. I will not die ashamed. I will live on my deathbed knowing that I gave it my best shot, and everything else is meaningless to me”
– Lemmy

Let’s just imagine for a moment that Dave actually attempted to get some sort of real deal with the EU. He wouldn’t have had to do all that gallivanting around Europe. He wouldn’t have needed to visit all the EU heads of state. He would have just rocked up to Herr Merkel’s door and said here are my demands, meet em’ or we’re off. Simple. The EU need us a damn sight more than we need them. A fucking toddler could have got us a better deal than the one Cameron came back with. Alas our glorious leader hasn’t done that. He’s decided to gamble, he’s playing the game, with the most formidable foe of all, the British people.

“In my life so far, I have discovered that there are really only two kinds of people: those who are for you, and those who are against you. Learn to recognize them, for they are often and easily mistaken for each other.”
– Lemmy

So Cockwomble Dave came back with his handful of flimsy ‘reforms’, all of which can be overturned in the event of a remain vote, and expects us to buy it. The cunt. There was no way he could have sold it. Especially to the British people. People were, and still are, calling him out on his bullshit left right and centre, all we need to do is sit back and watch. I distinctly remember one particular Question Time where Nicky ’20 grams of brain mass’ Morgan was delivering the usual spiel about wanting to remain in a reformed Europe, and she was audibly booed by most of the audience. Fucking brilliant I thought, Dave is losing the game. And come the 24th June 2016 we need to make sure that he will have lost.

“I am control, there’s no way you can change me.
I am your debt, and you know you can’t pay me.
I am your pain, and I know you can’t take me.”
– Lemmy

In those 3 lines Lemmy has summed up the EU. We’ve all heard the cunts on the TV or stupid folk while out campaigning who go on about how the EU is not good as it is, but we should stay and reform it. I’ve literally got to the point of telling these people to go fuck themselves. Nigel Farage has been an MEP for 17 years. He went there with the intention of changing the EU, and how much reform has been achieved? None. UKIP are the British people’s largest representatives in Brussels. A party which was elected as a protest to the EU and have they been able to reform it? No, don’t be silly. The EU is unconformable. No, no, it is beyond reform. You wouldn’t take Calpol for a gangrenous limb, would you? No, you’d get down to the doctor and have it lopped off. Yet when faced with these basic facts, those pesky inconvenient devils, people just outright refuse to accept that they are wrong. And this very ignorance is playing right into Dave’s hands.

Kipper, Going-Postal.Net
And don’t forget the joker!

“Apparently people don’t like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, ‘Oh! Wait a minute — I was wrong.’ I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you.”
– Lemmy

Anyhow here we are, freedom beckoning. Just days away. Its time to win the game, win for our country and win back our freedom.

Kipper ©