The Ten Plagues of Brexit: Darkness for Three Days

Air Force One, Going Postal
And a great shadow fell over the land of the United Kingdom

EU Directive 10:21–29

And the Lord Junker said unto Obama, Stretch out thine hand toward heaven, that there may be darkness over the land of The United Kingdom, even darkness which may be felt.

And Obama stretched forth his hand toward heaven; and there was a thick darkness in all the land of The United Kingdom for three days.

And the Lord Juncker rewarded Obama with gold golf.


Nero fiddles while Rome Burns. Going Postal


Which he played for ever more in paradise (Hawaii)