The Ten Plagues of Brexit: Socks

 

EU Directive 11:13-3Then the Lord Juncker said to Tusk, “Get up early in the morning, confront Cameron and say to him, ‘This is what the Lord Juncker, the Lord of the EUians, says: I will send the full force of my plagues against you and against your officials and your people, so you may know that there is no one like me in all the earth. For by now I could have stretched out my hand and struck you and your people with a plague that would have wiped you off the earth. But I have raised you up for this very purpose, that I might show you my power and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth. At this time tomorrow I will send the worst plague has ever fallen on The United Kindom. Socks will become more expensive.