The Ten Plagues of Brexit: Lice

 
And the Lord Juncker said unto Tusk, Say unto Schulz, Stretch out thy rod, and smite the dust of the land, that it may become lice throughout all the land of The United Kingdom.

And they did so; for Schulz stretched out his hand with his rod, and smote the dust of the earth, and it became lice in man, and in beast; all the dust of the land became lice throughout all the land of The United Kingdom.