EU Directive 9:13-35
Then the LORD Juncker said to Tusk, “Stretch out your hand toward the sky so that hail will fall all over The United Kingdom—on people and animals and on everything growing in the fields of The United Kingdom.” When Tusk stretched out his staff toward the sky, the LORD Juncker sent thunder and hail, and lightning flashed down to the ground. So the LORD Juncker rained hail on the land of The United Kingdom; hail fell and lightning flashed back and forth. It was the worst storm in all the land of The United Kingdom since it had become a nation, this was the feared ‘Climate Change’. Throughout The United Kingdom hail struck everything in the fields—both people and animals; it beat down everything growing in the fields and stripped every tree.