The Ten Plagues of Brexit: Death of Firstborn

Death of Firstborn

 
EU Directive 11:1-12:36

And all the firstborn in the land of The United Kingdom shall die, from the first born of The Brits that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts.

And there shall be a great cry throughout all the land of The United Kingdom, such as there was none like it, nor shall be like it any more.

For I will pass through the land of The United Kingdom this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of The United Kingdom, both man and beast; and against all the gods of The United Kingdom I will execute judgment: I am the Lord Juncker.

And it came to pass, that at midnight the Lord Juncker smote all the firstborn in the land of The United Kingdom, from the firstborn of The Brits that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle.
 

Editor’s note: Not bothered