The Ten Plagues of Brexit: Boils

 

EU Directive 9:8-12And the Lord Juncker said unto Tusk and unto Schulz, Take to you handfuls of ashes of the furnace, and let Tusk sprinkle it toward the heaven in the sight of The Brits.

And it shall become small dust in all the land of The United Kingdom, and shall be a boil breaking forth with blains upon man, and upon beast, throughout all the land of The United Kingdom.

And they took ashes of the furnace, and stood before the Brits and Tusk sprinkled it up toward heaven; and it became a boil breaking forth with blains upon man, and upon beast.