The Ten Plagues of Brexit: Frogs

 
This is what the great LORD Juncker says: Do not let my people go, so that they may continue to worship me. If you let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs. The Thames will teem with frogs. They will come up into your palace and your bedroom and onto your bed, into the houses of your officials and on your people, and into your ovens and kneading troughs. The frogs will go up on you and your people and all your officials.

EU Directive 8:1–4

The second plague of The United Kingdom was frogs. The President of the EU Commission commanded The President of the EU Council to tell The President of the EU Parliament to stretch the staff over the water, and hordes of frogs came and overran The United Kingdom.